Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Bands we love to hate... ;) aw yeah preppy.

WILLIAM "DR. LOVE" MCGUFFIN: Oh yes...there are many bands that I can not stand for whatever reason. The band that I absolutely LOVE to HATE: "I am the Shump." This band absolutely sucks. There is no doubt in my mind that it is the worst attempt at making serious music that I have ever heard. Mike Shump is the least talented musician that considers himself to be an actual musician. He believes himself to be "the best preppy! Awh yeah!" Shump is famous only for being so terrible. This is nothing short of the truth. The funny thing is...he has no idea. In a way, I am simpathetic but there is a part of me that just says, "this kid is either a lunatic or is in denial." Either way, "I am the Shump; The Shump Experience; Take a Shump"...whatever man. He sucks.

NICHOLAS DANGER "BLACKBEAR" ROGERS: Um... hello, well, i have found many bands to dislike, in fact they are all on one record label. Fueled by Ramen, they deserve no respect from anyone. When all the bands sound alike, which is an uncreative just add water and stir, pop-rock band, then why would this be appealing to anyone. Terrible... so terrible, whiny vocals, power chords with simple picking over top of them, and a basic 4/4 for every song, geez so terrible. Panic at zee disco... what can i say about them... um... vest are cool, and i suppose eyeliner is as well, but that is no reason to start a band. Fall out boy/ cute is what we attempted/ an acadamy is, cute is what we aim for is a band that is naturally untalented, i swear this band makes the shump project sound like the beatles, they were booed off stage at the warped tour, geez. Fallout boy is just repeative, and sounds like every other band in that genre. One band breaks out of this barrier, Paramore. They have a girl singer! Besides this they are the exact same as everyone else. with the doo doo dood oo doo doo dood and they. such a terrible group of bands that my frusteration cannot even be put on to a blog.

MATTHEW "MKLane" LANE: The band that i hate the most is not a band, it is more of a new aged rap that I dislike. I'm not going to lie, there are some older rappers who were good and expressed real life issues and problems with life through poety and ryhms. The thing that irritates me most is the "yeahs!" and the "Okays!" Like, what is that? Anyone can scream ok and yeah into a microphone...But, they are they making millions of dollars off of repeating them selves over and over again. The other thing that irritates me is the fact that they all always have to state their names somewhere in the song. At the beginning of a song they will be like..."LIL JON, "OKAY", LIL BIG BOI "YEAH". In comparison to the older rap scene, they do not show any kind of poetic or musical talent. Many of the old school rappers would sing with their music as well in the chorus and rap the verses. The next thing that i dislike is that all the new music sounds the same. There are eight different songs that could have almost the same beat but have a note or two different. The other thing that i dislike is that they always have to have an "artist" featured on their songs. If you go to a record store and look at a newer rappers CD on the back. It will list the songs and have "featuring: XXXXXXX." on more than half of them. Can they not make a full albulm by themselves? Whats the deal?

1 comment:

AMAC said...

Preppy? Really? He thinks he's PREPPY?! Careful of being too harsh with people we know - especially naming names - slander and all . . . However, you could tell me a little more about his "style" - what best describes his music? Look at some of the details given by Nick and Matt. They truly make me want to NOT listen to their bands. If I hadn't already heard MS, I might be tempted to listen just to see what you are talking about. Don't do that to people :-)